HOW DO THE ZODIAC SIGNS HAVE A NEW YEAR?

2019.12.19.

A dozen days until the New Year 2020. It is interesting HOW THE ZODIAC SIGNS HAVE A NEW YEAR?
Let's joke about this topic:
ARIES is not preparing for December 31st - not the same scale. A normal Aries in 60 seconds paints everything up to Christmas, and preferably - until Baptism. Baths! Sled! And to the gypsies!
If Aries has a small budget, then he himself will act as a bath attendant, a dancing bear, a cabman and his horse.
If Aries is not particularly limited in funds and still catches courage, then by the end of January the not sober Earth will run into the heavenly axis. At the same time, Aries does not need time to prepare - they somehow all come out of it somehow ... therefore, on January 1, he may somehow end up in Thailand, on a palm tree with a bowl of olivier ...
In classic CALVES, the holiday is scheduled by the clock in March. The average Taurus knows exactly where he will go, what he will be dressed in and how he “will never drink”.
Level 80 Taurus begins to cook aspic two weeks before the holiday. Five minutes before the chimes, Taurus has a full oven of food, and Taurus himself, having locked himself in the bathroom, will finish writing the quarterly report, because he needs to be in time too.
Actually, on the plans to "complete the quarterly report", wonderful harmony will also collapse.
Because Taurus, who "will never drink" - does not happen.
New Year comes to TWINS suddenly.
"In what sense is today the thirty-first?!?" - they are bewildered, - "yesterday was the tenth !!!"
After which the Gemini several times slap their eyes on the calendar and - wrap it up ... oh ...
Defeating the laws of physics with one left, Gemini turns our planet into a black hole, where the minute tends to infinity. Classic Gemini for the remaining three and a half hours from the old year manage to get a haircut in an already closed hairdresser, prepare snacks for twenty people and write a New Year's play for guests.
Oh yes, and buy a Christmas tree. Or maybe run into the forest after her.
The New Year for RACA is an intimate, languid holiday and is planned accordingly. Either family, or closest friends. Throughout December, Cancer will reflect on the topics “What should I give them?” and "Suddenly they don’t like it, maybe change it before it's too late?"
But that’s all there is to be, if Cancer is not precautiously drunk in mid-December. Sobering up usually in February ... somewhere on Koh Samui.
LEO is not worth the price. He prepares for the holidays carefully and thoughtfully. Properly and with the arrangement. With shine, tinsel, lights.
Its guests will have the most delicious food, the most interesting cultural program and the best gifts. Guests will sit under the most beautiful Christmas tree and listen to the coolest music.
At the same time, Leo will give all these joys of life to his family and friends absolutely free of charge. The fact that you are insignificantly clearly aware of who the king of animals is here and who is so - the sparrow has fired is quite enough for him.
VIRGO takes the New Year very seriously. Everything should be perfect! Therefore, before the New Year, you must make a repair! Well, what without him!
As a result, the guests on December 31 help Virgo to finish wallpaper. To the chimes in the house of Virgo, they open not champagne, but a can of paint, and instead of olivier on the table - cement. But in the New Year - a new home, and the colors sniffed - you can watch the blue light in 3D without glasses!
LIBRA begins to plan New Year's Eve in a month or two. As a result, they have five pieces, plus three in stock. In the end, having not decided the fate of his New Year, Libra wave their hand and just wait until December 31, SCORPION simply can not do without attention and admiring glances. Even if on New Year's Eve he will have to be in a bear costume, he will still do Brazilian hair removal, manicure-pedicure and hair style, like a Hollywood star. Well, let no one see this beauty, but Scorpio himself will know that he is beautiful!
SAGITTARIUS has a great New Year's meeting plan: before the New Year, Sagittarius will surely get enough sleep, as it should. On December 31st he will slowly go shopping, go to the park to catch snowflakes and dream a little. He will order food in a restaurant, meet with close people, then, wrapping himself in a warm plaid with his beloved, while drinking mulled wine, will celebrate the New Year ... Great plan! True, it never worked, but beautiful!
The main problem of the CAPRICORN in preparation for the New Year is their Capricorn birthday.
Planning for the upcoming holidays is worth two pillars: "How much money do I have?" and "What is the state of my liver?"
The decision depends on the answers to these questions - to celebrate everything at once or to split the party into two stages. The advantages of the second option are obvious (there will be more gifts), the minuses depend on the state of the liver. As a result, as a rule, everything depends on specific dates - the probability of a decision to shoot at a time is directly proportional to the interval between birthday and December 31st.

AQUARIUS by the New Year is so relaxing that it no longer wants anything. All year he struggled with injustice, advocated for world peace, stood up for the weak and deprived, and now he just wants to sleep, eat well and spend time as he wants. You will not see a normal Aquarius on New Year's Eve either on the street, or at a party, or in a restaurant, or in other places. Look for him in a suit of Santa Claus!
FISH: "On the one hand, you can go to the Kuznetsovs. But the Kuznetsovs will have the Selivanovs, but I can’t stand them. On the other hand, a party at the club is bad music that you can’t turn off, idiotic contests and a lot of mayonnaise in a salad It would be possible, of course, to go to the old company and spend a holiday with people whom I had not seen for many years, but my pimple jumped up ... "The fish do not know how it will celebrate the New Year. The fish has not decided yet.

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